tamdrogynous:
tamdrogynous:

Hey. Hey guys. Welcome to my house.

This
This is my house
It’s a really nice house right guys

Rights guys? Guys?
Isn’t my house nice guys?
Guys? Isn’t my house nice?
im pretty sure this is my most popular post
so proud
It’s funny because it’s true. My house is really nice. Isn’t it guys.
Do you ship yourself with Clark Triton? What about Dimitri Allen?

Anonymous
No I don’t ship myself with either of these people. I ship myself with Sophia, my one and only true love.
((if I had to chose though umm… probs Dimitri))
To the scary Anon.
As the ground underneath him shook, I stood my ground and looked up to find Descole and another one of his weird inventions making a giant hole in the ground. As I went up to and ask him what he was doing he grabbed me and tried to kiss me as I then struggled to get away from his grasp. It was only then that I realized Clive and Mr Layton were close by looking very jealous of Descole as he tried to molest me. Suddenly Luke jumped out of one of the nearby trees and started pelting Descole and I with assorted potatoes and various types of rice. This then gave me the chance to escape but that stupid dog bit my leg and started licking my face. I was then attacked by Clive who tried to remove my shirt and Mr Layton who started ripping at my cape with a lead pipe. Descole then walked over and held down my legs as Luke tried to crawl on top of me. With my one hand free I picked up the dog and hurled it at Mr Layton and started telling Luke that Descole had lots of grapefruit, baseballs and potatoes in his boa ((is that what his fluffy scarf thing is called?)) and that he’ll read him a story about baseball if he got off of me. With Luke then distracted with his countless yells of “BASEBALL” I then kicked off Clive and attempted to run back to the mansion but Mr Layton was still grabbing my cape. I then ripped it off and ran back to the mansion, locked the doors and windows, hid under my bed and fell asleep to the sounds of rice and potatoes being hurled at my windows. The End. Forever.
I ship you with Clive, Luke, The Professor, Descole, and the Robot Dog from Curious Village, as well as various types of potatoes and rice. GET TO WRITING <3~

Anonymous
….. ((CHALLENGE ACCEPTED))